So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging