There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel
Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It’ll say anti Depressants. ✨
You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
What's an Orphan's favorite game?
Who's your daddy
(Go look up the game)
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
