What's an Orphan's favorite game?
Who's your daddy
(Go look up the game)
What's an Orphan's favorite game?
Who's your daddy
(Go look up the game)
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Me vs The Emo kid we go to high-five a tree I get a high five the emo kid is left hanging
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.