Go jokes

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.

1-2-..... and he left without a trace.

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

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You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.