Me vs The Emo kid we go to high-five a tree I get a high five the emo kid is left hanging
how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
