Go jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.

1-2-..... and he left without a trace.

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

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Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.