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I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

Where does the Batman go to pee?

The Batroom.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

Lets go i think corn

The image displays a comparison. On the left, there is a picture of Trump with his hair up, and on the right, a picture of an ear of corn with its silk. Text at the top reads, "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

Women are like dogs...

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"

"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"

"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."