Go Jokes

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.

Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.

Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with

whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home

me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk

TEN YEARS LATER

Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.

“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose