Go jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
His ass going to jail
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.