I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
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Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
