Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
your hairline so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life you go to your barber
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
How do mountains get big? They go trick our treating
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
