Go jokes
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.