Go jokes

What do pigs and ink have in common?

They both go in a pen.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?

A: There’s no signal.

Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.