Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
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One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why canโt orphans go on โgo big or go home?โ
Cuz theyโd always have to go big as they have no home.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 ๐๐
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. ๐
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. ๐
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
