What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Never gonna give you up.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
