Give jokes

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

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I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.