Give jokes

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?

Chip, chip, hooray!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Never gonna give you up.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet-ment!

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?