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Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.