Give

Give jokes

Lemon

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Fortnite Card

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Memes

Irony

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

Blonde

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Mama

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Animal

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Monkey

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Quitter

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Shooter

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Grade

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Surname

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Kid

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.