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Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Memes
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.