What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash 🐷
Oinkment 🐽
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
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5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
How do you disrespect an Asian
Give them driving lessons
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
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why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
