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Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.