Give Jokes

ill give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you

Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE

if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.

once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.

If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name

Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth

How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish

What do priests give children? Syphilis

Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"

As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.