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Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

How do you disrespect an Asian?

Give them driving lessons.

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.

So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...