Give jokes
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.