one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud
Bully: how is your girlfriend? Me:I don't have one! BULLY: I KNOW! ME:HOW are you parents? *Walks out of orphanage*
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
