One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like. No, they will be wondering what I look like.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
like if your not A GAY
dislike if your furry
repost if you HATE blacks
omment for VBUCKS
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girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss so I gave her my dick
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
guess the joke
your girlfriend
you are like my girlfriend imagnery and non-exstince
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My girlfriend is born at 29 February, so does that mean she is 2 years old🤔
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
