Girl jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Stephanie

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?