What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Girl Jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Stephanie
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
