Girl jokes

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Stephanie

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.