Girl jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Stephanie
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.