Girl jokes

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.