Girl Jokes

why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA

what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die

GWEN HI THIS IS WELL I AM NOT SAYING ARE YOU A GIRL I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL BUT I COULD BE WRONG

The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.

One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”

“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”

“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish

joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )

A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t

Prince I promise u that "qwen" girl ur chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for u not her she a stranger!

if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after

Guy walks up to girl: he says hey you want a poker I’ve got one

NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl

not a joke any girls looking for a steamy hot man

Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.

How do the Powerpuff girls vape?

They take a "power puff"

what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl

sorry cringy jok3

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it