Girl Jokes

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

A man in a black suit stands in front of blinds. The image contains the text, "On my way to my girl's house after tattooing "Gucci" on my balz because she said she wanted a designer bag for her birthday."

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?