Girl jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!