Girl jokes
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!