A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
A girl has small balls.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
