Girl jokes

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Stephanie

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

I love Bubba girls and yea.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."