Girl jokes

Stephanie

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?