Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Girl Jokes
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Alya?
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
