Girl jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.