Girl jokes
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Memes
Stephanie
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.