Girl jokes
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Stephanie
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.