Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
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my brother when he sees a girl
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
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Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
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3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
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These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
Mississippi
Girls are missing a pp
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One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
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