Girl Jokes

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favourite colour

Whats the difference between a boy and girl,a boy always carry an average 5in do not enter cine.

Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

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I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙

1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.

whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Hey girl are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano

What’s worse than a girl getting a period

A boy getting a period

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot but they're both quiet.

So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”