Girl jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.