GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
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If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
