Girl jokes
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Just cum.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.