Girl Jokes

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat

Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"

Girl: "Dude, this is a library."

Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)

What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?

Elementary my dear Watson

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

jasper likes little girls and bin laden

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Face-Timing My Girlfriend:

̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈