Girl jokes

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.

Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

What's 2 + 2? A: 22.

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

My dishwasher is broke.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.