What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
Girl you must be a muslim because you are da bomb
A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
