How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid “If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollar how much do you have?” Everyone one raised their hand except one little girl.
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off
yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex I could not think that her mother is so hot
what will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
I seen a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test cam back and I have hives from my sister.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
