Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer...Because she's a girl.
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
