I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
