Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.

i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it

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A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?

The kid had no legs.

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes

sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.

What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?

He said he was awfully touched!!!!

When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday

Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

A. Cancer.

What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.