What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
