Santa's Big Sack

This is a crude joke using a double meaning with the word "sack" which refers to the bag Santa carries, but also euphemistically, the testicles. The punchline plays on "cums" with the meaning of the verb "to come" in a sexual context.

• Sack
• Year
• Sex
• Cum
• Christmas
• Santa

• Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
• Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
• Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
• Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry? Rapey Santa.