I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
