What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
