Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I canโt wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
