How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Dark humours like a kid with cancer
It never gets old
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
