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How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.