The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache? A pistachio.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
you know why hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? because it made him angry.
making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why were the twin towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was place
