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Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Sometimes, stairs get me down.

Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because it has no home button.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!