Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Get Jokes
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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