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What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!