How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!