i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"
How did micheal jackson get away with it? He's a smooth criminal
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan
Get into the batmobile Robin.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
what's the difference between a apple and a orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
