What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Apples get picked
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair đŠŒ
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
If this post gets 200 likes or comments I will show up in a mrbeast video
if you donât like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
Dark Humor is like Cancer its funnier when kids get it
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we donât get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
What's the best part about dead baby Jokes? They never get old.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said âAU, get out!â
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
