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Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How do you get away with murder?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Memes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.