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Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.