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You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Memes
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!