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Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
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What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
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So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
How do you get away with murder?
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...