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What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!