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Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
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What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!