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What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
How do you get away with murder?
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.