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Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
How do you get away with murder?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.