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Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"