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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.