Get jokes
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Memes
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"