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Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
My dad went to go get milk.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)