Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
