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My dad went to go get milk.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.