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Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Memes
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...