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Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Memes
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.