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My dad went to go get milk.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
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Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.