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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.