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Bullying

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Ad

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Wheelchair

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

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Sigma

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.
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Gun

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Routine

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

Rope

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

Dick

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Face

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Chlamydia

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Space

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Orphan

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Forehead

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Bro

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

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There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!