How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
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What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
