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What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.