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I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.