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What do orphans and apples have in common?

Only one gets picked.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

To get to the peanut.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.