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What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!