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What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Get confused with Confucius!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Hi, I did not get your walk.