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How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Memes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry 😋
Get confused with Confucius!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!