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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Get pranked, bozo!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
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I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.