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I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Get pranked, bozo!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Fun game to get.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
What time is it when you get home?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!