Get jokes
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Memes
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry 😋
Get confused with Confucius!
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"