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Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
