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The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.