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An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
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Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”