Get jokes
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Memes
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.