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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.