I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
