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Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

boss: you're fired

me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

boss: you're a waiter where did you get those

it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.

Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old

Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses

What Gets Louder As it Get's Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor

why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie

when i ask my dad did i get adopted he said not yet no one wants you

How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"

[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.