what's the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
dark humor is like a home not everyone gets it
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
