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How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Do nut get in my way.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Do nut get in my way.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!