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Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."