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Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.