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What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
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When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!