Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
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Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
