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What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Memes
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!