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What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"