Get jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!