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Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
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Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.