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Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.