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What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Get Grimmed LOL
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.