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Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to get home, that's for sure.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.