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What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?