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I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Why did the van cross the road?

To get to the school for the little kids.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Why can't orphans get a home run?

Because they have no home to run to.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!