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My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
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What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.