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What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Get noob.